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Written by craig coffman

“You can stand for nothing, or die for something.”
John Rambo

Here is how we get out of Iraq, or any conflict: John Rambo. Man, that guy can still kick butt! He is 80 years old now and does this for free. Yeah, really! He does not take money for his service. Killing is in his blood. He can’t control it and, probably, needs us to help him release all the built up rage.

My Exit Strategy is very simple. Just let Rambo loose behind enemy lines and let him destroy our enemy. Send him there with a small band of mercenaries too. Not because he needs them, but they are good for catching the bullets being fired and tripping on land mines. This takes the tedious hum-drum of an invasion of Rambo’s plate and lets him focus on the butt kicking. Plus, he probably could use someone to hand him ammo and towel him off.

I suppose an expert marksman wouldn’t hurt. That guy (from Rambo’s most recent assault) was awesome too. He could end people in different time zones he is so accurate. I suppose I really should go with a two-pronged strategy. Follow the above advice and get out of any conflict without losing any of your troops and only a few expendable mercs.