octoberland - Movie Reviews
Jumper Falls
Written by craig coffman
I just watched the movie Jumper last night and thought it sucked. The premise was flimsy and nothing was ever really explained. Not that I need handheld guidance in this genre, but it does make the experience more believable. The biggest crime was in the very opening of them film. The character tells me, “I used to be normal. A chump like you.” Do I need to be degraded for electing to watch this film?
Wanted... a plot? Dialogue? Action? Okay, it has action.
Written by craig coffman
I just saw the movie Wanted and I left only wanting my money back. What a waste of time. The special effects were top notch, but everything after that was thin to non-existant. I do not go to action movies with high hopes for story line cohesion, but this was just horrible. I wish the voice track could have been muted, but let the SFX rumble. That would have been awesome.
Read more: Wanted... a plot? Dialogue? Action? Okay, it has action.
Big Trouble in Little China
Written by craig coffman
“I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it is all in the reflexes.”
Jack Burton broadcasting from the Pork Chop Express
